"He's got wrastling." - Maynard about BJ.
"A guy jumped on the back of my motorcyle, and I was fightin' him." - Maynard in a hokey voice mocking Marlon, on episode seven, shortly before the street fight on episode eight.
"I've been wrestling since I was three or four, and I've been doing MMA for about a year." - Gray on episode seven before his fight with Weems.
"Tijuana. I did the wrong.. I did the wrong thing. At least she got off, right?" - Gray on herpes, joking.
"I've had herpes since I was a kid." - Gray.
"I just know I'm going to get a title shot. It's going to come; I know it will happen. I've just got to keep working in the gym – keep training." - Maynard a few weeks after defeating Nate Diaz.
"I'm so happy to be on BJ Penn's team. That dude does not give a shit. I like it." - Gray.